Hugh Grant needs to have his ass spanked

WE NEED BDSM MISTRESSES AND FEMDOM’S AT THE OSCARS NEXT YEAR

It’s not news that Hugh Grant is an angry lil bitch.  I’ve seen him being a lil bitch on the Graham Norton show, not to Graham of course, that would be suicide, but just being an angry lil entitled bitch like, ‘Why do I have to sit here?” whining lil brat.  But, he has pissed me off so badly that I am writing a post about him and his kind-and that pisses me off too.  IT IS NOT A CULTURE CLASH between Americans and Brits when you lack complete manners. Britain’s are some of the nicest people in the world!  He was being a fucking prick.

HUGH GRANT’S SUCCESS IS BASED ON LOOKING BEFUDDLED AND STAMMERING.

I get it.  The British Media is harrassing, horrendous and outright dangerous, but if you’re an actor of 30+ years with about the same amount of walks down the red carpet, IT is INCUMBENT upon the actors who approach press to have a canned response for each of the inevitable light questions.  Hugh Grant failed not only as a gentlemen, but failed to do his easy fucking job and that was to make up some bullshit answer for a light hearted question ALWAYS asked by the red carpet media.

HUGH GRANT NEEDS TO HAVE HIS ASS PEGGED AND CHAPPED!

Rather than doing his fucking job and responding with some prearranged answers written by a publicist-you know ‘just read the lines idiot’ he refused to answer anything and was dismissive, rude and difficult and most importantly SHAMING.  He was clearly in a bad mood as his old ragged face betrayed, no makeup and a angry face was clear.

IT’S NOT DIFFICULT TO ANSWER CANNED QUESTIONS WITH CANNED ANSWERS.

However, the next actress for Ashley Graham to interview was the Goddess and gracious Michelle Yeoh…another veteran of the arts and entertainment scene who without hesitation answered the SAME EXACT QUESTIONS ASKED OF HUGH GRANT with authenticity and grace.  She is a Goddess!

WE NEED MORE FEMALE DOMINANTS TO HANDLE misbehaving LITTLE PRICKS.

HERE’S HOW THIS WOMAN WOULD HAVE HANDLED THAT LIL BITCH.

When he started being a lil brat, I’d have wrapped the microphone cord 3 times around neck while spinning him around.  Ending with ass towards me, I’d have put my other hand not holding the cord in between his shoulder blades, bending this angry lil bitch forward at the hips. “Put your head down”.

Giving him the order to ‘stay’.  I would have had my camera man put this bed lil prick’s head between his legs and hold it tight while I pulled down his trousers.  At that point I would have spanked his flat skinny ass until it was beet red!

Then, he would be instructed to apologise!

I want him resist me justs to spank him harder!  And, if he didn’t that microphone is going up his ass!  After apologising adequately, his head would be released from between the camera man’s thighs.  He would then be spun around the opposite direction that I’d tied him up in the mic cord.

He should be facing Mistress at this point.

With a red face, a tear in his eye now falling softly down his lil bitch cheek, I would then (Or, I wish Ashley had) taken one long finger nail under his chin, lifted his head to look Mistress straight in the eyes and he would need to apologise once again to Mistresses face.

“Now say you’re sorry for being a whining angry lil misbehaving rude bitch who failed to recognize your superior!”

Instructed then to raise his trousers, ‘take your lil bitch ass down the fucking red carpet you are lucky enough to part of and do your fucking job, read the fucking lines and be nice.”

WE NEED MORE WOMEN WHO KNOW HOW TO HANDLE MISBEHAVING LITTLE BRATS WHO’VE MADE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BY STAMMERING AND LOOKING DAZED WITH LIL TALENT OTHERWISE.

Let us not forget his was caught by the LAPD for paying a black TS to suck him off!

HUmph!